"Finding a good hairdresser is like finding a good lawyer - you gotta go to the same guy."
"Theres nothing that can’t be fixed with Duct Tape, WD40, or wine."
"If in doubt - livin’ la vida loca."
"If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0."
"I’m here live, I’m not a cat."
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
